The Toy Thief (a.k.a. The Easter Bunny)
Grandma: Why don't we go upstairs and play for a little while Olivia so mommy can work?
Grandma: What toys do you have to play with upstairs Olivia?
Grandma: None? Really? What happened to all your toys?
(without missing a beat)
Olivia: the Easter Bunny took them.
*Grandma & I dissolve into fits of laughter*
Oh my goodness that child is funny! She got pretty mad at us for laughing at her though. But seriously... where did she come up with that??!!